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AI for people who'd rather not use AI

Business admin jobs, done.

Spreadsheets, trackers, templates and reports for Australian small businesses. Send Damian the boring job and get it back ready to use.

AI helps me work faster. I check every formula, figure and document before it leaves.

Fixed prices, no sales meetings
Every price is on this page
Nothing to learn
You don't touch the AI. We do
One person, not a call centre
You deal with Damian, every time
The price list

Six jobs. Fixed prices. Pick one.

Like ordering from a menu: you see what it costs, choose the job and send the files. No sales pitch, no hourly rate ticking over and no surprise invoice.

Start here
JOB 01

Fix my spreadsheet

Send us the one that's held together with sticky tape. Broken formulas, columns that don't add up, four versions floating around. It comes back working, with the sums right.

What the fixed price covers

One Excel or Google Sheets workbook, up to five worksheets. Formula repairs, totals, formatting and basic clean-up included. Macros, external integrations and bookkeeping reconciliation are quoted separately before work starts.

$99
Back within 24 hours
Pay $99 and send the file
Straight through — no call, no quote
JOB 02

Job & quote tracker

One place for every quote you've sent, what stage it's at, and what it's worth. Stops jobs falling through the cracks and tells you what you're actually owed.

What the fixed price covers

One Excel or Google Sheets tracker configured for one business, with up to 250 existing jobs imported from a tidy file. Includes status, value, amount owing and basic summary totals.

$290
Back in 3 days
Pay $290 and start
Straight through — no call, no quote
JOB 03

Timesheet & roster setup

Staff hours in, wages and job costs out. No more Sunday night with a pile of paper timesheets and a calculator.

What the fixed price covers

A spreadsheet-based setup for one business and up to 15 staff, using pay rates and rules you supply. It helps calculate hours and job costs; it is not payroll, tax or industrial-relations advice.

$450
Back in 5 days
Pay $450 and start
One short call to confirm, then it's underway
JOB 04

Document & template pack

Your quote, invoice, letterhead, induction form and one document you supply — all matching, all with your logo, all ready to fill in.

What the fixed price covers

Up to five editable Word or Google Docs templates using your supplied wording and logo. Legal drafting, HR policies and regulatory compliance advice are not included.

$390
Back in 5 days
Pay $390 and start
One short call to confirm, then it's underway
JOB 05

Presentation or proposal

You've got the tender, the pitch or the AGM and no time to build the deck. Tell us what you want to say. We'll make it look like you paid someone.

What the fixed price covers

One presentation of up to 12 slides, built from content you supply, with one correction round. Research, complex diagrams, animation and tender writing are separate jobs.

$350
Back in 3 days
Pay $350 and start
One short call to confirm, then it's underway
JOB 06

Monthly reporting pack

Every month, a plain-English page: where the money went, which jobs made money and which ones didn't. Cancel any time.

What the fixed price covers

One monthly summary from one consistent spreadsheet export, covering agreed figures and up to 50 active jobs. Data clean-up, bookkeeping and accounting advice are not included.

$180 /month
First pack in 7 days
Start monthly — $180
One short call to confirm, then it's underway
The $99 and $290 jobs go straight through. Choose, pay and upload — no call or quote. Bigger jobs get one 15-minute setup call, not a sales meeting. If the result doesn't meet the written job description, we correct it. If we still can't deliver what was promised, we refund you.

Don't see your annoying job on the list? Send it anyway — if we can't do it, we'll tell you straight and it costs you nothing.

All prices in Australian dollars, GST included. The price on the docket is the price on the invoice.

How it works

Three steps. No new system.

You keep using the tools you already have. Damian handles the AI and returns a finished file you can actually use.

STEP 01

Choose and pay

Pick the job and pay the displayed price securely through Stripe.

STEP 02

Upload securely

Your receipt arrives with a private upload link. Drag your file in — no account, no password, and nobody else can see it. Not email attachments.

STEP 03

Get it back done

Damian completes and checks the work, then sends it back on a private link that expires. Your files are deleted 30 days after the job is done.

A real job

Here's what "fixed" looks like.

A landscaping business sent us this. Four months of jobs, typed by three different people, with the totals done by hand.

What they sent

What came back — $99, next morning

Photo of Damian goes here — at the desk, not a stock headshot
Who you're dealing with

I'm Damian.

I've run small businesses in Australia for years, and I've spent the last decade building writing and production systems that had to work every single time. I use AI daily to do the parts of the job nobody enjoys.

This is that, for your business. You never have to learn a tool, sign up to anything, or work out which one of the fifty AI products is the real one. You send me the job. I send it back done.

Your files remain yours. I use them only to complete your job. Before you upload anything, you'll see which services may process the files, how they are protected and when they will be deleted. I don't sell your information or use it for unrelated purposes.

Not sure which one?

Or just tell Damian what needs fixing.

If your job isn't on the list, or you'd rather talk to a person first, send this instead. Damian reads every one himself and replies the same day. Nothing is charged.

Only required if you want a call or the selected job needs a 15-minute setup check.
Used for your Stripe receipt, upload link and finished job.
Plain words. You don't need to know what it's called.
Got it. Damian will get back to you today. Nothing is charged — this is just a question, not an order.
Don't attach files to this form. Your files go through a private upload link after payment — never email. Whatever you send is deleted 30 days after the job is done. Never send passwords, banking logins or full card numbers to anyone, including us.

Prices are in Australian dollars and include GST. If the result doesn't meet the written job description, we correct it. If we still can't deliver what was promised, we refund you.